What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Stocks Stay Lukewarm After US, China Trade Talks: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Utah doctors see promising results from new radiation therapy for brain tumors - KSLTV.com

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Who are some good social skills therapists in Pompano Beach, Florida?

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

USMNT vs. Trinidad and Tobago: Starting XI & Lineup Notes - US Soccer

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

You sound like ChatGPT - The Verge

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Which Korean female celebrities look the best in a bikini?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Trump’s FTC will approve an ad merger — with a gift to Elon Musk’s X - The Verge

No way

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Why are many women so drawn or attracted to men that have been or are currently in prison and men that are involved in street life/illegal activities?

No go.

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Strange signals detected from Antarctic ice seem to defy laws of physics. Scientists are searching for an answer - Yahoo

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones