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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:42

So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
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No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
You sound like ChatGPT - The Verge
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No way
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
No go.
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones